The Normal Christian Life

The Normal Christian Life

2 Corinthians 5:17

James C. Denison

A friend recently sent me some facts about small boys. Now that both of our sons have graduated from high school, I hope not to need this information. But many of you still may.

A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2,000 sq. ft. house four inches deep.

If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20×20 room.

When you hear the toilet flush and the words “uh oh,” it’s already too late.

Certain Legos will pass through the digestive tract of a four-year-old boy.

Super Glue is forever.

Always look in the oven before you turn it on, as plastic toys do not like ovens. The fire department in Austin, Texas has a five-minute response time.

The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy. It will, however, make cats dizzy. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.