Mothers Change the World
Dr. Jim Denison
If children were in charge, the world would make much more sense. My son recently sent me these actual test answers given by children:
•What happens during puberty to a boy? He leaves childhood and enters adultery.
•Where was Hadrian’s Wall built? Around Hadrian’s garden.
•Where was the American Declaration of Independence signed? At the bottom.
•Give a reason why people would want to live near power lines. You get your electricity faster.
•What is the highest frequency noise that a human can register? Mariah Carey.
•What is a vibration? There are good vibrations and bad vibrations. Good vibrations were discovered in the 1960’s.
Today is Mother’s Day. No one on earth deserves a day more than mothers.
There was a little girl who, when shown the wedding pictures of her parents, asked her father, “Daddy, is that the day you got Mom to come and work for us?”
Then there was the teacher who had just given her second-grade class a lesson on magnets. She asked a little boy, “Now, my name starts with an ‘M’ and I pick up things. What am I?” The boy replied instantly, “A mother?”